kirky640 Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?" (you're gonna love this) (its a real treat) (a masterpiece) (wait for it) The bank manager looks back at her and says... "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........) Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!! Have a lovely day i know wheres me coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 not bad :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 You are getting better Colin :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 4, 2006 Report Share Posted December 4, 2006 .................................. :( LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 wow. i thought kirky was younger than that joke? o well, nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted December 5, 2006 Report Share Posted December 5, 2006 Oh dear oh dear oh dear jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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