jonno 357 Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket when they collide. The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate". The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"? The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours." Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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steve3562 Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 LOL liking it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted December 11, 2006 Report Share Posted December 11, 2006 :unsure: I'm off to Tescos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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