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Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket

when they collide.

 

The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm

looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was

going".

 

The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for

my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

 

The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does

your wife look like"?

 

The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, 5 feet 11 inches tall,

with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long legs and is wearing

tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your wife look like"?

 

The first bloke says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."

 

Jonno

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