Deako Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 Beckham at a management seminar says "I like them cos they make my breath fresh"...Stunned silence until someone shouts "TACTICS you thick c#nt" :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 I have to admit, I read it Tictac's the first time :*) :yp: :*) Pain in the *** dyslexia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deako Posted December 2, 2003 Author Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 also... Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? Ones white,plastic and unsafe for children to play with,and the other is a carrier bag. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 Mc'donalds have brought out a new burgerin tribute to M. Jackson . It's 36 yr old meat betwwen 2 fresh white buns all the best keepin it safe an tidy yis yp :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 :yp: YP, Its a safe bet when ever you post, I hurt my self laughing. Why is Whacko Jacko like an onion, He has pealable layers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutty Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 Jacko,s house was raided today. F.B.I. agents found class A drugs in the bathroom, Class B drugs in the sitting room. And class 4C in the bedroom :yp: Sutty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil Posted December 2, 2003 Report Share Posted December 2, 2003 How do yu know when its bed time in Michael Jacksons house?................Its when the big hand touches the little hand :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonder Boy Posted December 3, 2003 Report Share Posted December 3, 2003 What did a man say to Michal Jackson when on the beach excuse me but your in my son. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brain dead Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 i may have posted this b4 but was prbs along time ago, so here goes.... i got a new car radio, shout blues music, it'll play blues music shout rock, it'll play rock music some kids ran infront of my car and i shouted ****in kids .........it played michael jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 5, 2003 Report Share Posted December 5, 2003 You've told it to moi before, but not here i think still :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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