Bradders Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 21 things you can only get away with saying at Christmas 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! 21. I do like a good stuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 I like number 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 I think Axe posted it last year. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 I like number 6 A little fetish you have chosen to share? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 20, 2006 Report Share Posted December 20, 2006 no 6 is good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 21, 2006 Report Share Posted December 21, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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