MC Posted January 23, 2007 Report Share Posted January 23, 2007 I got this as an e mail today. I thought it was quite funny. Warning! They Walk Among Us! A man bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. Caution... They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???" They Walk Among Us!! While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They Walk Among Us!! I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call centre was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific". They Walk Among Us!!! My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving." They Walk Among Us!!!! My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk... They Walk Among Us!!!!! My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.... (maybe I should have bought 10 cases) They Walk Among Us!!!!!! I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"... They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!! While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." Yep, they walk among us AND they reproduce! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Yeah i can definatley comprehend the Fridge one Any time anything in this house breaks down (if i can't fix it) i put it in the front yard and generally within 24 hours it's GONE :look: I learned quickly though i put a hitch lock on the caravan LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Tried this with a bike my daugter did not want, it was in good condition but i could not be bothered to sell it so i left it out the front for 2 weeks, in the end i got fed up and took it to the dump with some other rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Well I don't know about walking among us but some of them sure as hell get on PW :look: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Just watch the numpties on American Idol. They could walk into a shop and buy a gun. Scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share Posted January 24, 2007 Just watch the numpties on American Idol. They could walk into a shop and buy a gun. Scary. and of cource there are no numties in England right tsk, tsk, how the perfect walk the line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 Just watch the numpties on American Idol. They could walk into a shop and buy a gun. Scary. and of cource there are no numties in England right tsk, tsk, how the perfect walk the line IMO, I don't think it matters which country you refer to, there will always be some that slip through the net regardless. Cheers SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 You only have to watch The X Factor in the UK to see our brand of numpties. The difference is they would have to go through too many hoops to buy guns, unlike the U.S. By that time they would be found out Ha! Ha! Although many of them spell as badly as some people who live in Canada!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazz Posted January 25, 2007 Report Share Posted January 25, 2007 You only have to watch The X Factor in the UK to see our brand of numpties. The difference is they would have to go through too many hoops to buy guns, unlike the U.S. By that time they would be found out Ha! Ha! Although many of them spell as badly as some people who live in Canada!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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