Browning GTS Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married? (pause)........................... HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: Would you live in our house? HUSBAND: Sure, it's a great house. WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you let her drive my car? HUSBAND: Probably, it is almost new WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed. WIFE: - silence - - HUSBAND: S--- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted February 7, 2007 Report Share Posted February 7, 2007 BUSTED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Reasurred mine that I would change the sheets on the bed before bringing a new woman home, as most women wouldn't like 'warm sheets'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Thats made my day already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 very good, how many times have we all been caught out like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conygree Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 On my first marriage when she went away, I worked out the most complex plan to leave my car in our drive while putting in a 'sicky' using my girlfriends car to go for a long w/end in Brecon Beacons then swop cars on return and to get a girlfrind in through the back window and out the next day, double checked the place out. On return my first wife went upstairs, with hands on hips said,"who's been sleeping in my bed" - how can they tell?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 we like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Thats a corker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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