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A Question from the wife


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WIFE:

What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

 

HUSBAND:

Definitely not!

 

WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?

 

 

 

(pause)...........................

 

 

 

 

HUSBAND:

Of course I do.

 

WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?

 

HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.

 

WIFE:

You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).

 

HUSBAND:

(makes audible groan).

 

WIFE:

Would you live in our house?

 

HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.

 

WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?

 

HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?

 

WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?

 

HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new

 

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?

 

HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.

 

WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?

 

HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.

 

WIFE:

- silence - -

 

 

HUSBAND:

S---

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On my first marriage when she went away, I worked out the most complex plan to leave my car in our drive while putting in a 'sicky' using my girlfriends car to go for a long w/end in Brecon Beacons then swop cars on return and to get a girlfrind in through the back window and out the next day, double checked the place out.

 

On return my first wife went upstairs, with hands on hips said,"who's been sleeping in my bed" - how can they tell?:lookaround:? :lookaround:

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