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Gordon R
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Jack is in the pub moaning to his mate that he hasn't had sex in ages. Jeff says "It's probably because you are so ugly". Jack goes off in a sulk.

 

Following night Jeff meets Jack in the pub. Jack is smirking - "Got lucky last night. I was on the way home and I looked over at the railway line. There was a woman tied to the railway line - naked and big t*ts. I untied her, took her home and scr*wed her all night".

 

Jeff said "What does she look like?".

 

Jack says "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dunno - I couldn't find her head"

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