Gordon R Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Jack is in the pub moaning to his mate that he hasn't had sex in ages. Jeff says "It's probably because you are so ugly". Jack goes off in a sulk. Following night Jeff meets Jack in the pub. Jack is smirking - "Got lucky last night. I was on the way home and I looked over at the railway line. There was a woman tied to the railway line - naked and big t*ts. I untied her, took her home and scr*wed her all night". Jeff said "What does she look like?". Jack says " Dunno - I couldn't find her head" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Not to everyone's taste, but I think that's a cracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coops Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 He did'nt get head then!!! poor man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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