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Beaten up by a woody - Honest


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A terrible thing happened to me the other night. After having had a few bevvies at my local watering hole I was on my way home with a bag of chips in my hand when I heard a loud booming cooing noise coming from behind me. I turned around to find a giant wood pigeon swooping towards me. As i was just about to scream my dog that I had as a child( a rather lovely golden labrador called sandy) came from nowhere and began to fight off the advancing woody. The pigeon then landed beside me. It must have been about 12 feet tall. It then produced my air rifle from under neath its wing and began to swing it at me. I ducked down and scarppered sharpish. It was then that I woke up....it was 3 am and I had a horrendous thirst....and a bursting bladder.......guess what....it was all a dream......I'm no sigmund freud but i reckon I might have an issue with something here.......i've never even shot at a woody with my air rifle before....I could understand the giant bird clubbing me with a 391 urika........or maybe a should cut down on the beer....and stop taking pills that I find lying in the street. :)

 

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