death from below Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 A terrible thing happened to me the other night. After having had a few bevvies at my local watering hole I was on my way home with a bag of chips in my hand when I heard a loud booming cooing noise coming from behind me. I turned around to find a giant wood pigeon swooping towards me. As i was just about to scream my dog that I had as a child( a rather lovely golden labrador called sandy) came from nowhere and began to fight off the advancing woody. The pigeon then landed beside me. It must have been about 12 feet tall. It then produced my air rifle from under neath its wing and began to swing it at me. I ducked down and scarppered sharpish. It was then that I woke up....it was 3 am and I had a horrendous thirst....and a bursting bladder.......guess what....it was all a dream......I'm no sigmund freud but i reckon I might have an issue with something here.......i've never even shot at a woody with my air rifle before....I could understand the giant bird clubbing me with a 391 urika........or maybe a should cut down on the beer....and stop taking pills that I find lying in the street. DFB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 maybe you were an anti in a former life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 You were P***** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 You were P***** and what would you know about that young man? its milk and cookies for you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 You were P***** and what would you know about that young man? its milk and cookies for you! i like cookies - especially my special recipe brownies - but thats an entirely different story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Hmmmmm As a child did you have a close relationship with your mother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 You were P***** and what would you know about that young man? its milk and cookies for you! EDIT: Currently consuming milk and cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
codling99 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 lol too many shandies and disco biscuits me thinks,,,think ya self lucky ya dont shoot bears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedep Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 they've had enough...woodies are fighting back! sacha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col s10 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 i had a similar dream ,except it was atree rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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