Lawyers

[bobt]

The Sally Army realized that it had never received a donation from the

city's most successful lawyer. So a Sally Army volunteer paid the lawyer

a visit in his lavish office.

 

The volunteer opened the meeting by saying,

"Our research shows that even though your annual income is over two

million dollars, you don't give a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to

give something back to your community through the Sally Army"

 

The lawyer thinks for a minute and says, "First, did your research also

show you that my mother is dying after a long, painful illness and she

has

huge medical bills that are far beyond her ability to pay?"

 

Embarrassed, the Sally Army rep mumbles, "Uh... no, I didn't know that."

"Secondly," says the lawyer, "my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind

and confined to a wheelchair and is unable to support his wife and six

children."

 

The stricken Sally Army rep begins to stammer an apology, but is cut off

again. "Thirdly, did your research also show you that my sister's

husband died in dreadful car accident, leaving her penniless with a

mortgage and three children, one of whom is disabled and another that

has learning disabilities requiring an array of private tutors?"

 

The humiliated Sally Army rep, completely beaten, says, "I'm so sorry, I

had no idea."

 

And the lawyer says, "So...if I didn't give any money to them, what

makes you think I'd give any to you?"

[darebear]

~insert hawkeye's laughing my butt off cartoon~

 

 

nice one

[hawkeye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just for you Abbi

[col s10]

love it