Three Labrador retrievers

[Cakie174]

Three Labrador retrievers -- one brown, one yellow and one black were

sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they struck up a

conversation.

 

The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?" The

brown lab replied, "I'm a ******. I **** on everything --the sofa, the curtains,

the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I ****** in the

middle of my owner's bed."

 

The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They reckon

it'll calm me down."

 

The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and

trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the

carpets.

But I went over th e line last night when I dug a great big hole in my

owner's couch."

 

So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like

I'm losing my nuts too." the dejected yellow lab said.

 

The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,

a pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.

Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to

dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and

started humping away".

 

The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts off

for

you too, huh?" The black lab said, "No, I'm here to get my nails clipped."

 

:yp:

[Wookie]

You sick puppy!

 

*grin*

[red_stag88]

:yp:

[ollie]

:yp: Thank god i don't own the black lab.

[Elma Fud]

Brill :yp:

[WOODIES WORST NIGHTMARE]

:yp: I LOVE A SHAGGY DOG STORY !!!!!!!!!

[WOODIES WORST NIGHTMARE]

That 'doggie style' joke reminded me of an incident a couple of weeks back -

I walked into a pub and as I looked around whist waiting for my ale to arrive I noticed a group of blokes and a spaniel playing 3 card brag at one of the tables -

I walked over as they handed the cards to the dog and watched in amazement as it picked up the cards and started to shuffle em, then it raised its glass, took a good swig of beer and putting the glass down it wiped the froth from its mouth and started dealing the cards !!!! I went a little closer, and quietly I said to one of the locals standing next to me 'Thats got to be the cleverest damn Spaniel I ever saw!'

The local turned to me and laughed ' He aint all that clever - every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail !'

[Buzzer]

L.M.A.O :yp: ..what a cracker