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Don't wash or shave and when you go to the toilet don't bother pulling your cacks down, just let rip.

 

You could get some practice in by getting the bus to work and picking a fight with an invisible assailant.

 

Oh yes, practice snorting and coughing up.

 

Hell, you don't need my advice.... (in accordance with the above) you had better spruce yourself up a bit and go as you are.

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It seems you are going as the tramp then Don :( :P:P:lol::P

 

As 'er indoors said.....

 

"It's OK for you - all you need to do is go in your shooting gear!"

 

Bloody cheek - me wellies are only three years old :P:good:

 

Don

 

 

yes mr steptoe you will do fine :P

and dont go looking around the house for the mrs spoil her for once :P

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