Dead-Eyed Duck Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 First the good news...... The wife and I have been invited to a Tramps Ball. Then she says that she hasn't got any clothes suitable, so we will have to go as 'The Lady' and the tramp and so she will have to go out and buy some new clothes to dress as a lady...... Any suggestions?? Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 It seems you are going as the tramp then Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy75 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Paper bag with bottle of White Lightning (or meths if you prefer) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dead-Eyed Duck Posted February 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 It seems you are going as the tramp then Don As 'er indoors said..... "It's OK for you - all you need to do is go in your shooting gear!" Bloody cheek - me wellies are only three years old Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Don't wash or shave and when you go to the toilet don't bother pulling your cacks down, just let rip. You could get some practice in by getting the bus to work and picking a fight with an invisible assailant. Oh yes, practice snorting and coughing up. Hell, you don't need my advice.... (in accordance with the above) you had better spruce yourself up a bit and go as you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 It seems you are going as the tramp then Don :( As 'er indoors said..... "It's OK for you - all you need to do is go in your shooting gear!" Bloody cheek - me wellies are only three years old Don yes mr steptoe you will do fine and dont go looking around the house for the mrs spoil her for once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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