new to the flock Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 >>Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when >>he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in his life. >> >> >>After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and said, "Murphy, I am so >>glad ya decided to come to Mass, what made ya come?" >> >> >>Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I >>misplaced me hat and I really, really love that hat. I know that McGlynn >>had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn came to church every >>Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off his hat during Mass and >>figured he would leave it in the back of church. So, I was going to leave >>after Communion and ! steal McGlynn's hat." >> >> >>The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that ya didn't steal McGlynn's >>hat. What changed your mind?" >> >> >>Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I >>decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat after all." >> >> >>The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After I talked about 'Thou >>Shalt Not Steal' ya decided you would rather do without your hat than burn >>in Hell, right ?" >> >> >>Murphy slowly shook his head and said, "No, Father, after ya talked about >>'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I left me hat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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