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>>I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a

>>year,and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in

>>every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a

>>dream!

>>

>>There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that

>>one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was

>>twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses.

>>She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a

>>pleasant view of her underwear.

>>

>>It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone

>>else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to

>>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She

>>whispered to me soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and

>>desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to

>>overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once

>>before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in

>>total shock and couldn't say a word.

>>

>>She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go

>>ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen

>>in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the

>>top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at

>>me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to

>>the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I

>>walked straight towards my car.

>>

>>My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his

>>eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed

>>our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.

>>Welcome to the family."

>>

>>The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.

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