Yorkshire Pudding Posted March 2, 2003 Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 Ok before i tell this joke i must point out that i too am mildly dyslexic. Sometimes its good to laff at yourself. :( a dyslexic man walks into a bra a dyslexic raver buys some F all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reynard895 Posted March 2, 2003 Report Share Posted March 2, 2003 You should get out more often, telling jokes like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul collins Posted March 3, 2003 Report Share Posted March 3, 2003 dear oh dear oh dear!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAJ Posted March 4, 2003 Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 Apparently the ravers in Yorkshire are now crushing Ecstacy tabs and rubbing them in to their gums. They call it "E by gum" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted March 4, 2003 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2003 President George W. and Colin Powell are drinking in a pub close Old Town Square in Prague. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The barman says,"Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says,"Wow,this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WW III," and the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says,"Well, we're going to kill 40 million Iraqis this time and one blonde withbig tits." A little perplexed the guy exclaimed,"A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says,"See, smart ***?! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Iraqis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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