marlin1 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating". Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated."The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her **** are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 :( nice one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 Very good LMAO :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 A bloke was getting a ******* from an eighty year old grannie. Another bloke was walking a tightrope eighty feet above the ground. They were both thinking the same thing..... * * * * * * * * * * Don't look down!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 3 Irishmen in a cafe Mastabating! The waitress walks over and screams "what the HELL are you doing"! One of the men points to the Sign on the door! 1st come first served :( LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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kirky640 Posted March 10, 2007 Report Share Posted March 10, 2007 :( are all you english as easy pleased ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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