bobt Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 A rich white man in Darwin (Northern Territory) decided that He wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood (as opposed to the only gay in the village). He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Jimmy in the pool! Jimmy was fighting the croc and kicking its ***! Jimmy was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of **** like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Jimmy and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Jimmy strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Jimmy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Jimmy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "Nah, you right, I don't want it," said Jimmy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet." "How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered Jimmy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Jimmy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Jimmy, then what do you want?" Jimmy said, "I want the name of the **** who pushed me in the pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JohnGalway Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Nice one Bobt I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desperado Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teal Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 Classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted March 28, 2007 Report Share Posted March 28, 2007 The old ones are always the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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