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does anyone know what happened to johnny razor? the cool dude with the lingo and the lines?

 

 

anyone know where he is? or who he was?

 

 

he just seemed to disappear one day without a trace :good: which is a sad thing because his banter amused me and made me smile.

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well if he is in brazil, i think he should come back and bring me a stick of rock :good:

 

and a postcard would have been nice :good::good::good:

 

 

 

 

he was browsing yesterday? seriously?

 

oiiiiiiiiii johnny, if you are reading this - where the hell ya been ya crazy cat :good:

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Hey cats!

The Razor is back ya dig?

I have been keeping my head low to the ground after the run in with the gabbers, but they ain't got a clue where this cat's been holing up.

 

You wanna hear what has been going on? Well let me tell you it's been all go for sure.

After getting away me and tha boys went under ground and hid our tracks. I was considering plastic surgery but hey, that would be far too cruel for the chicks. They love ol' Johhny just the way he is, ya dig?

I had to change my wheels, the boys said it stuck out too much but man that Cortina was way cool and it broke my heart to lose it but man have I got a red hot new set of wheels, you have never seen a finer Zodiac man she is sweet. Jet black and slammed low to the weeds. With the 8 track blowing out some banging rock 'n' roll we are blazing our trail into the sunset.

After the heat died down we headed back into town. Obviously the Kilburn High road was outa the question as this face was too well known so we had to find a new home. Finally settled down in Streatham, man that is one messed up place. Went into that Ceasers night club on the High Street, man the place has changed. No matter how many times I asked they would not play any Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers. It was all this electro music all night. Still the good thing was my headache was cured by those asprin that hippy was selling, one tablet and it didn't seem that bad, why after half an hour I was on the floor bopping and jiving the night away. That was just before they chucked me out, said they didn't want my type in there. It was lucky for them that there was three of them, otherwise there would have been blood spilt. Man if I see them again they are gonna get shanked. Bouncer, if you are reading this then I have just given your girlfriend the clap and if you wanna do something about it then meet behind the bus station tonight at 10p.m. Bring ya shiv cos ya gonna need it cat!

It wasn't all bad cos I managed to pull a groovy chick and we made sweet, sweet love all night long. Thing is that now the ********* has worn off she keeps calling me grandad and threatening to call the police. Ungrateful bitch, nobody gets three Barcardi breezers off ol' Johnny without coming up with tha goods.

 

Gotta go now as staying in one place too long is bad news, just waiting for the rozzers to come knocking ya dig, keep one step ahead.

 

I got plenty of other stories to tell ya about my adventures but you gotta ask nicely!

Those mods are hot on my case, but they'll never take me alive!

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Hey cats!

The Razor is back ya dig?

I have been keeping my head low to the ground after the run in with the gabbers, but they ain't got a clue where this cat's been holing up.

 

You wanna hear what has been going on? Well let me tell you it's been all go for sure.

After getting away me and tha boys went under ground and hid our tracks. I was considering plastic surgery but hey, that would be far too cruel for the chicks. They love ol' Johhny just the way he is, ya dig?

I had to change my wheels, the boys said it stuck out too much but man that Cortina was way cool and it broke my heart to lose it but man have I got a red hot new set of wheels, you have never seen a finer Zodiac man she is sweet. Jet black and slammed low to the weeds. With the 8 track blowing out some banging rock 'n' roll we are blazing our trail into the sunset.

After the heat died down we headed back into town. Obviously the Kilburn High road was outa the question as this face was too well known so we had to find a new home. Finally settled down in Streatham, man that is one messed up place. Went into that Ceasers night club on the High Street, man the place has changed. No matter how many times I asked they would not play any Crazy Cavan and the Rhythm Rockers. It was all this electro music all night. Still the good thing was my headache was cured by those asprin that hippy was selling, one tablet and it didn't seem that bad, why after half an hour I was on the floor bopping and jiving the night away. That was just before they chucked me out, said they didn't want my type in there. It was lucky for them that there was three of them, otherwise there would have been blood spilt. Man if I see them again they are gonna get shanked. Bouncer, if you are reading this then I have just given your girlfriend the clap and if you wanna do something about it then meet behind the bus station tonight at 10p.m. Bring ya shiv cos ya gonna need it cat!

It wasn't all bad cos I managed to pull a groovy chick and we made sweet, sweet love all night long. Thing is that now the rhophynol has worn off she keeps calling me grandad and threatening to call the police. Ungrateful bitch, nobody gets three Barcardi breezers off ol' Johnny without coming up with tha goods.

 

Gotta go now as staying in one place too long is bad news, just waiting for the rozzers to come knocking ya dig, keep one step ahead.

 

I got plenty of other stories to tell ya about my adventures but you gotta ask nicely!

Those mods are hot on my case, but they'll never take me alive!

 

 

Thats my dads rock n roll group :good::good::good::good:

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i think he should come back and bring me a stick of rock

is this cockney rhyming slang. :good:

 

 

 

nawwww mark. i just presumed johnny razor was a blackpool kinda guy :good:

 

 

 

glad the cat is back. we've missed you johnny. however, i still believe your life would become more fulfulled if you got over that music you listen to. bwahahahahahahaha :good:

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