the last engineer Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Subject: Divorce in the USA A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his english was far from perfect. They got along very well, until one day he rushed into the lawyer's office and asked, if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumtances and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? Yes, an acre and a1/2 and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? Yes, it made of concrete. I don't think you understand ? Do you have a real grudge? No, we have a carport and not need one. I mean what are your relations like? All my relations are still in Poland. Is there any infidelity in your marriage? We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVDplayer. Does your wife beat you up? I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? No,she is white. In exasperation the lawyer asks : Why do you want this divorce? She going to kill me What makes you think that? I got proof. What kind of proof? She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read and it say: Polish Remover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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