jonno 357 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!" jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Cue reply from jonsey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 What do you call a scouser in a suit? The accused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Top drawer joke that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naddan28 Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 lol thats a good un. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 Did you know that 81% of scousers have had sex in the shower the other 19% haven't been to jail yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonsey Posted May 6, 2007 Report Share Posted May 6, 2007 TP how dare you laugh at that. ..... I'll have you know I'm a posh scoucer I had shoes and socks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted May 7, 2007 Report Share Posted May 7, 2007 TP how dare you laugh at that. ..... I'll have you know I'm a posh scoucer I had shoes and socks You Had them who nicked them then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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