Teal Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework... you're a pansy. If you work too hard... there's never any time for her. If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her..... that is favouritism. If she gets a job ahead of you...... it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks...... it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet.......... it's male indifference. If you cry............ you're a wimp. If you don't........ you're an insensitive plonker. If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination. If SHE asks you......... it's a favour. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a pervert. If you don't.............. you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't................. you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape.......... you're vain. If you don't................ you're a slob. If you buy her flowers....... you're after something. If you don't............... you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself. If you don't.................... you're not ambitious. If she has a headache............ she's tired. If you have a headache............. you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often......... you're oversexed. If you don't................ there must be someone else. Yes my friends, Men die first because they want to.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 lmco !! So young yet so wise all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted February 12, 2004 Report Share Posted February 12, 2004 Good en will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbus Polumbus Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 I can sympathise, I went to the Doctors the other day and he said I was perfectly healthy and should live till I'm seventy, he couldn't understand my sadness and grieff. Think I'll copy him this post an perhaps he will understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 What do you call a man who understands women A LIAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkassassin Posted February 13, 2004 Report Share Posted February 13, 2004 :look: im never going to even try to understand a woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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