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agh YP, i have a little story about Red on one fruitful night at a Towers Ball, where the old boy had apparently had a little to much to drink.....all i shall say is Emily, you know what i mean Red. :rolleyes:

BD

 

Oh no ... not the,,,...... too much to drink....i've pulled the ugly one lol !!! You gotta watch them ladys they ply u with the dreaded "sight blinda! " lol

 

all the best yis yp :D

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BEER COMPASS

The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too ****** to remember where you live, how you got there, and where you've come from.

MYSTERY BUS

The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI

The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

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