mbriz Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 sorted out all of my paper work, insurance, business cards, permission to shoot etc etc and now ready to start knocking on the landowners doors but then i thought "what shall i say"? so some advice please folks ie 1) best opening line "hi my name is mick ?:stupid:? 2) what to say/what not to say may seem like a stupid question but important!!!! thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 How about...morning Mr Farmer can I help get you off that sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 He said advice for opening lines to farmers, not pavman "Morning, my name is pin [ offer hand for strong manly handshake ] I see you have a good few rabbits/pigeon/whatever down there" Open questions, don't ask something that requires a yes/no answer, too easy to say no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Sorry to bother you.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Also very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 "Is that your £20 note on the floor, or mine?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 If you are looking for land in the Brighton area, you could try: "Hi, my name's Pavman and I'll take a dare". Then run away screaming "chase me". That ought to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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