LEFTY478 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them his results after the examination... "First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his girlfriend. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, this is the most unusual one. Paddy from Kerry, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyjaimz Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Made me chuckle :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Lefty are you berettaman in disguise :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted July 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Lefty are you berettaman in disguise :unsure: Now that would be ironic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Good one, made me laugh next one please. :unsure: D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 :unsure: :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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