hawkeye Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 >A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their >parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day >the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. > >Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying >hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the >front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the >eggs got broken. > >"What's the moral of that story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all >your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the teacher. > >Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers >too, but we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a dozen >eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral >to this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'." > >"That was a fine story Sarah." > >Michael, do you have a story to share? "Yes Miss. My daddy told me >this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on >a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over >enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun >and a machete. > >She drank the whole bottle of whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't >break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. > >She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of >bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade >broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands." > >"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did >your daddy tell you from that horrible story?" > > > >"Stay the **** away from Aunty Sharon when she's ****** " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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