Cranfield Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 For the aging Pigeon Shooters on the Forum; An 80 year old gentleman, who loved to shoot pigeons was sitting in his hide,when he heard a voice say, "pick me up". He looked around and couldn,t see anyone. Then he heard the voice say again, "pick me up". He looked around the hide and there, sitting on his lunch bag was a frog. The man said, "are you talking to me ?" The frog replied "yes, I,m talking to you, pick me up, kiss me and I,ll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen and I will give you sexual pleasures, you have only dreamed of". The old man looked at the frog for a short time, then reached over and picked it up and gently placed it in the front pocket of his shirt. The frog cried out, " what are you doing ? didn,t you hear me ? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasure, like you have never had". The old man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "at my age, I,d rather have a talking frog". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sniper Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Cranfield, I like it. But I thought the punch line was going to be , "I'll take you home and think about it for some time. It takes a while to get me going these days " :*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 very good, ha ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdev Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 Good One Cranfield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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