LEFTY478 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 BBC news: Amanda Monti says, "I am in no way a violent person." Blinking hell! You wouldn't want to meet her when she's angry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Funny thing was..... Bloke actulay said to her..... I wouldnt **** you if I had one Ball........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Funny thing was..... Bloke actulay said to her..... I wouldnt **** you if I had one Ball........................... Just a feeling, but I don't think he'll be turned into a liar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." Suppose its better than -- -- -- -- -- I tripped and fell and it went in her mouth.............. Now.................how do you undo a belt........undo a fly.............pull the pants down.............and get a ball in your hand... I cant even do that myself when Im trollied.......let alone have some biffa do it when she it rinsed......... Imagine him waking up in the morning.............beer scooter next to him..............half eatien Pizza.........or should that be half eaten penis............... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted July 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I actually knew a bloke with only one ball. Doc's had to remove the other shortly after birth as he was born with a strangulated hernia. Anyway, he had a fake one fitted, to keep him 'hanging' straight and he said, "it looks quite normal, expect when I'm in the bath, 'cos then, it floats!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancs Lad Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I actually knew a bloke with only one ball. Doc's had to remove the other shortly after birth as he was born with a strangulated hernia. Anyway, he had a fake one fitted, to keep him 'hanging' straight and he said, "it looks quite normal, expect when I'm in the bath, 'cos then, it floats!". This is going to get into a "I knew a bloke who had one nut" thread....... Well actualy...................I knew a "womble"................... He had one removed when he was a kid..................and he went on to have 5 kids...........................potent little ****** that he was.......... That was some going............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Know, and dislike, a guy here. He was walking along the top of a thin metal railing ... One leg went left, one went right He's no longer a b*****ks, he's a b*****k now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorfolkBoy Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 BBC news: Amandi Monti says, "I am in no way a violent person." Blinking hell! You wouldn't want to meet her when she's angry! What a .... nut job.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I actually knew a bloke with only one ball. Doc's had to remove the other shortly after birth as he was born with a strangulated hernia. Anyway, he had a fake one fitted, to keep him 'hanging' straight and he said, "it looks quite normal, expect when I'm in the bath, 'cos then, it floats!". ..............my brother had to have his operated on, unfortunatly the surgeon by mistake replaced it with a pickled onion , he is ok now except he gets aroused whenever he sees a cheese sandwich.!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 I actually knew a bloke with only one ball. Doc's had to remove the other shortly after birth as he was born with a strangulated hernia. Anyway, he had a fake one fitted, to keep him 'hanging' straight and he said, "it looks quite normal, expect when I'm in the bath, 'cos then, it floats!". ..............my brother had to have his operated on, unfortunatly the surgeon by mistake replaced it with a pickled onion , he is ok now except he gets aroused whenever he sees a cheese sandwich.!! .............they're getting worse :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 carefull bagsy! I will set Henry D to kick your ###### door down!! Ha Ha.( Behold the V A T man cometh!!) . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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