Yorkshire Pudding Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Men's Advice To Women 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down. 3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. Get rid of your cat. 5. Sunday = TV Sports. 6. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 7. You have too many shoes. 8. Crying is blackmail. 9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers. 13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both. 18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 19. You have enough clothes. 20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it. Well it made me laugh . all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 All very true, especially 9,14 & 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digga Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 heres another true saying "anything with tits or tyres is nothing but trouble" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 They can both be inflated and may cause your heart rate to rise dramatically depending on condition Digga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 this forum is brilliant , good joke Y P. there is something on the pages for everybody, advice, tips, information, I very rarely look anywere else now, even the jokes are as good as mine were!!! Sad old *** your all thinking!Cheers, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 10, and 14, ring a little to close to the truth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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