Malc Posted October 2, 2002 Report Share Posted October 2, 2002 To get the ball rolling..................... Don't you think everything's expensive in the shops? :laugh: :( :laugh: :( :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazza Posted October 2, 2002 Report Share Posted October 2, 2002 Depends on whether you attempt to pay for it!!! :( Only joking!!!...............It was never proved!........ :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Posted October 3, 2002 Report Share Posted October 3, 2002 What are we talking about here? cartridges, milk, those sexy stocking thingies that hold themselves up on their own... sorry I'm rambling again. They are the wife's! Honest :( :( :( It's all relative. I remember when a Mars bar was 2.5p and you could get eight fruit salad or black jack chews for a penny...I'm rambling again aint I? :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 3, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2002 Ahhhhh, I thought I was the only one wearing the sexy stockings that hold themselves.... up.. on........ Anyway, they most certainly are not cheap! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 3, 2002 Report Share Posted October 3, 2002 Stockings hold ups yea gods next u'll be on about jodphurs rideing boots and whips........ gotta go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 Say what you like about stockings when standing on the foreshore in the middle of winter a pair of ladies tights or a pair of long johns keep your legs warm (I dont really care for the patterened ones though) and I wish that they had a flap in the front :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 Thermal manly/butch "long johns" are most acceptable wear in severe climatic conditions. :( However, it is my experience, that all these poofy types that confess to wearing womens underwear to "keep out the cold" , are nothing but deviant,sexual sickos of the worst kind. I also believe that some of them wear these garments ALL YEAR ROUND. :0 :0 :0 THEY SHOULD BE "NAMED AND SHAMED". :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 Oh Cranfield you are a devil-That last post was a bit strong LISP LISP Have you noticed that all these poofy types as you call them have developed lisps in the past few years Anyway I dont care what you say if you aint got no long johns womens tights are better than nowt -and they smell nice too lisp lisp :love: :love: :love: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 HH, you forgot to "mince". My observations of these types is; "lisp,lisp", "mince,mince","lisp,lisp","mince,mince". :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazza Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 My observations of these types is; "lisp,lisp", "mince,mince","lisp,lisp","mince,mince". Cranfield..............Just how long have you been"observing" these types? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 Lazza, purely for scientific purposes, I can assure you. I know a lot of people, I,m not sure of the ratio, but I think its 2 out of 10. Think of that, next time you,re in the pub with your mates. :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazza Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 That narrows it down a bit...........I've only got 2!... :( .........Reckon I'll have to have a serious chat with Kev..........Just to make sure he's not a tripod!...... :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deako Posted October 4, 2002 Report Share Posted October 4, 2002 ####!!..........do'es that mean I'm one as well? :0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted October 5, 2002 Report Share Posted October 5, 2002 Have you ever thought how many of these people you see each day on the TV we are being brainwashed and overrun by them It drives me nuts and I always turn the telly off rather than watch them which in turn causes an argument with the wife. so then she tells me to go to the pub so she can turn the telly back on :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazza Posted October 5, 2002 Report Share Posted October 5, 2002 I don't know Deako!........But I'm seeing Kev this morning..........& if he say's it's not him?:(:(......... :0 ... :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 16, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2002 Hey everyone! I've dropped some money somewhere today and it's lost. It's either in an urban area or in the countryside. It's definately somewhere in UK or europe. There are coins of any size as well as mixed loose notes. So, if you find any money over the next few months.....or years, then it's mine and I would be most grateful if you would return it to me. :( :( :( :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 16, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2002 The kids are very hungry now so..... if you've nowt to do, have a look around outside your house tonight, and, you know, see if there's any money lying around. :( :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 23, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2002 Only 8 days to go! :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted October 24, 2002 Report Share Posted October 24, 2002 I've found 22 new English penny's 3 pork scratchings and 2 cheesey whatsits down the back of the sofa. Any good to ye an t'kids Malc?? all the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted October 24, 2002 Report Share Posted October 24, 2002 I think we had better have a collection for Malc as he seems desperate Ill collect all the plastic sacks that keep coming through my door for charities and put Malcs name and address on them I usually put the grass cuttings in them but I suppose I can afford to buy some black bags as this seems to be for a good cause :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 25, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2002 Just wait until I'm back in Yorkshire in 6 more days. Then it'll be tough, I'll tell you! :( :( :( After selling my house in Oxfordshire................. I'll only be able to afford a small sporting estate. :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted October 26, 2002 Report Share Posted October 26, 2002 Well Malc, or should we be calling you your Lordship ? dont forget your friends when you have all that vermin on your estate you want rid of, Durham isnt so far away and "Have gun will travel" HH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 26, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2002 Well, maybe my anticipated property purchase may be a little over enthusiastic, but we can all dream! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malc Posted October 31, 2002 Author Report Share Posted October 31, 2002 I'll be back home tommorrow! :( :( :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 3, 2002 Report Share Posted November 3, 2002 Welcome back cocker. ope thas well an't kids are enjoying new life in't land of Beer, kebab meat and chip pizza :( :( all't best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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