leeboy Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 A man walks into the pub with a big frog stuck on top of his head. The bartender stares at him and then asks, whats the story with that? The frog replies, it started out as a boil on my a**e ! leeboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 West Indian goes into the doctor's with a parrot on his head. The parrot says, "Doctor, can you get this blackhead off my foot?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" The man reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" The woman replies, "He doesn't. This isn't my dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, Bagsy you berk, how could you ever, ever complain about my jokes when you post jokes? like that? you charlaton you, hang your head and say sorry, Ha Ha, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted July 30, 2007 Report Share Posted July 30, 2007 Jamaican man walks into a pub with a parrot on his head. The barman said " Where did you get that from" The parrot replies " Jamaica, there's thousands of them there!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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