lurcherboy Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Consulting Joke A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd... "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?" The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure." The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM Thinkpad and connected it to a cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says....... "You have exactly 1586 sheep." "That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my animal?" "OK, why not." answered the young man. "Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd. "That's correct." says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?" "No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked, and you don't know **** about my business.... Now give me back my dog." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnGalway Posted August 3, 2007 Report Share Posted August 3, 2007 Fantastic, some good jokes on here today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grasshopper Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 Yep i liked that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poacher Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 top bannana :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted August 4, 2007 Report Share Posted August 4, 2007 :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted August 5, 2007 Report Share Posted August 5, 2007 it's a cracker , how's red doing these days ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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