duck catcher Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 its me again after a shooting outing this week it got me thinking.got to the hide nice and early got the decoys set out sat down to have a fag when suddenly a noice echoed out of my backside that was so loud i thought i had dopped me gun,then came the smell it was worse than the dead skip on our farm on a hot summers dayand thats when it happend all the pigeons that i was watching flying around ******** of.as the day went on and my backside got worse fewer and fewer pigeons showed themselfs ;after e few hours of nothing happening on what is normally a good feild it was time to go home when packing away the hide i noticed that the blackberry hedge behinde me was looking a bit withered...... must be the heat i thought.after a few more farts and checking that i had not left a run way in me under pants it got me thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jerico Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I hope not, you gotta a pork pie and scotch eggs while shooting, it's the law! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topgunners Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 its me again after a shooting outing this week it got me thinking.got to the hide nice and early got the decoys set out sat down to have a fag when suddenly a noice echoed out of my backside that was so loud i thought i had dopped me gun,then came the smell it was worse than the dead skip on our farm on a hot summers dayand thats when it happend all the pigeons that i was watching flying around ******** of.as the day went on and my backside got worse fewer and fewer pigeons showed themselfs ;after e few hours of nothing happening on what is normally a good feild it was time to go home when packing away the hide i noticed that the blackberry hedge behinde me was looking a bit withered...... must be the heat i thought.after a few more farts and checking that i had not left a run way in me under pants it got me thinking. :lol: :o I would have thought the pigeons would have flown about BETTER in the wind.? especially with it coming from BEHIND. Dave K Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 Yeh mingering! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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