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steve_b_wales
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A man walked into the local opticians and the assistant behind the counter said, "Can I help you Sir"? "Yes" he replied, and proceeded to put a samll package on the counter. He started to unwrap it to reveal a large ****, 8 inches long and 3 inches thick. "I think you need a doctor not an optician" said the asssistant. "No" said the man, "Everytime I pass one of these, my eyes water"!

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