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Hymie & Becky


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Hymie and Becky were an old jewish couple. Hymie was on his deathbed, when he turned to Becky and said,

 

"Before the war, we had a large factory, but it was burned down by arsonists, and you were by my side"

 

"Then" he said, "After the war we started a new business and that was flooded out and we lost everything, but you were

 

by my side"

 

"Now", he said, "I am on my deathbed, and, again, you are by my side"

 

"Becky" he said,

 

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"You're a ******* Jinx!"

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