Chard Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each others sign language, or their lips to lip-read. After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. "Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times." The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his willy once. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his willy two hundred and fifty times. :o :o :o B) :o :P :o :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 B) :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet st plodder Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Hey no laughing, i use this code and i'm not deaf B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffolk shooter Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 Horrible visions of my deaf aunt and her new hubbie going through my brain B) :o SS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john faul Posted September 23, 2007 Report Share Posted September 23, 2007 B) :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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