berettaman1 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 A farmer buys a very expensive milking machine after its been delivered he decides to try it out on himself !. so he inserts his todger into it and switches it on!,. After a while he realises it gives him more pleasure than his wife has ever done, he tries to switch off the machine but still it keeps pulsing away and he cant get free from it..... so he gets his mobile phone out and phones the manafactures help desk, hi he says to the guy on the desk, I have just purchased your latest milking machine but I can not remove it from the cows udder or even switch it off, HELP ME!......Thats ok sir says the guy, the machine switches itself off automatically when its drawn out one gallon!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeihrauchPower Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dustyfox Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 heard this one about ten years ago as soon as u mentioned milking machine and farmer I know wat joke it was. But still funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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