Lost Magpie Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 For those of you unaware what a Mackem is it's a term Geordie's use to refer to their inbred cousins down the road i.e. people from Sunderland A Mackem, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the Mackem. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. But the dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the Mackem took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling. A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the Mackem had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health. When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening: red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the Mackem started to get "those feelings" again. He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear... "could you take the dog for a walk?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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berettaman1 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Ha Ha good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the hitman Posted September 29, 2007 Report Share Posted September 29, 2007 Cracker, and a true story no doubt. Dirty dirty mackems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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