ollie Posted May 8, 2004 Report Share Posted May 8, 2004 >> >Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good >>that >> >morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant >>and say, >> >"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it >>turned out, >> >she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I >> >thought, >> >well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The >>children >> >came >> >in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the >>office, I >> >was >> >feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my >> >secretary >> >Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday!". >> > >> > >> >And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked >>until >> >noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's >>such a >> >beautiful day outside, and it is your birthday...let's go to >>lunch, just >> >you and me." >> >I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. >>"Let's >> >go!" >> >We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we >>went >> >out to a private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch >> >tremendously. >> > >> > >> >On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a >> >beautiful >> >day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, >>I >> >guess >> >not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at >>her >> >apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go >>into the >> >bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I >>excitedly >> >replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she >>came >> >out >> >carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, >>children, our >> >friends, all singing Happy Birthday. >> >And I just sat there ---- >> > on the couch ---- >> >naked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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