Fisherman Mike Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Prince Charles was reversing his Landy 4.0 Vogue out of the Palace when there was a sickening bump and a howl. He quickly climbed out of the Car and rushed round the back to see a pile of blood and guts and fur and the just indentifiable outline of one of Lizzies Gorgis. Oh my God he said what am I to do and being a spineless sort sat on the path and began to weep, utterly unconsolably. Oh woe, Oh woe he wept, Mummy is going to kill me All of a sudden there was a flash and a apparition appeared before him. Why are you weeping so, said the the apparition... I have run over Mummies prize Corgi said the Prince... Well it is your lucky day, I am your Fairy Godmother and I can grant you one wish for anything you want, said the apparition Thats fantastic said the Prince come and look at the state of this dog and see if you can patch it up and bring it back to life. They wandered over to the poor beast, drained of life and blood, entrails strewn around and tyre marks on its coat. I can work miracles said the Fairy Godmother but even I cannot do this. The Prince broke down again and buried his head in his hands... Oh what am I to do... You still have that wish said the F.G. best not to waste it. The Prince thought long and hard... Could you make Camilla Beautiful and Witty and Charming said the Prince so that she is accepted by Mummy and Daddy and everbody. Hmmm. said the Fairy Godmother, lets have another look at that Dog. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MadSpringer Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 :yp: Very Good FM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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