ME Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 He will be on his way to, or from the offy me thinks Did you know that Berettaman1 is the Stig off Top Gear ?..... ...also did you know he also has a selection of pre-typed PM message apologies that he uses depending on how lagered he was the night before !! (only joking Ron) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Jonsey is certainly a young lady and if you go and have a look on the Clay Shooting section, you will see she has been known to break the odd clay or 100. Fair play to you madam, I love it when the pinkies win, I have introduced loads of pinkies to Clay shooting since I started 4 1/2 years ago. Young lady? thank you very much Cranners that's right nice of you to say so. And yes Tony I am a pinkie as you say. No sign of berettaman yet? I think he must be nursing a bad head. That wont be all he will be nursing if he upsets Calamity Jane again. She is a keen shot with her Kittypault as well He will be on his way to, or from the offy me thinks Thats if he can find it the silly ****** He will be on his way to, or from the offy me thinks Did you know that Berettaman1 is the Stig off Top Gear ?..... ...also did you know he also has a selection of pre-typed PM message apologies that he uses depending on how lagered he was the night before !! Thats is possible, does he make a habit of this sort of thing? (only joking Ron) Joking aside Calam will not be coming on here as often as she thought because of last nights antics, I can only assume she has the hump not only with Bman1 but also his alter ego Toddles. I see it as fun and games but the pinkies of this world do take things seriously sometimes. He sent me a PM explaining things but not Calam oops Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonsey Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Joking aside Calam will not be coming on here as often as she thought because of last nights antics, I can only assume she has the hump not only with Bman1 but also his alter ego Toddles.I see it as fun and games but the pinkies of this world do take things seriously sometimes. He sent me a PM explaining things but not Calam oops Tony Tony, that was just an unfortunate few late drunken hours of postings. Tel Calam (one of my favourite films by the way) to get back on here and post for all she's worth. I've told bman1 to play nicely and he's promised to be on his best behaviour from now on. Come on Calam, there aren't enough ladies in the sport as it is but posting on Forums like this is a great opportunity to sell our wonderful hobby. It's especially hard breaking into any forum community but these guys on here are a great bunch, very helpful, very sarcastic, and hilariously funny. God I laugh out loud in the office sometimes and it's all because of these funny ********. So forget last night and join in and enjoy. Jonsey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Dont worry you wont get rid of me that easily... at least some of you think I actually exist. I was getting a bit of a complex. It certainly got this forum rocking! I will no doubt cause some entertainment with bizarre pink moments and mad thoughts. Berretta man sent me a nice message but as I said to him I was not offended, more frustrated that I did not exist. Anyway another day another dollar ..... did Calamity Jane say that, no wrong film. It was great to hear from other girlies, I love shooting but there is such a shortage of girls out there. As my other 1/2 said we try to encourage as many girls as possible to shoot, as I do get bored sometimes shooting with just men (no offence) but it is nice to have a chat between stands about (Nails, handbags and cute puppies) especially in Sporting. Trap is a different story as there are far more women shooters. Calamity J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Hi Calamity, Glad to see you don't fold easily. My humble salutations to you (good stuff in English!) This is no way an apology, because judging from your photo, you are in fact 'An ugly cow'. But to cast aspirations on your children was unforgivable of me. The only reason I doubted your existence, was simply if that was a true likeness of yourself, you would have been murdered long ago! And to suggest that your hubby was a batty boy, was indeed a simple typing mistake. :unsure: Now that I have salvaged your admiration, Welcome to you and your good bloke, and hope to see you on great form for many a postings to come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Hi Calamity, Glad to see you don't fold easily. My humble salutations to you (good stuff in English!) This is no way an apology, because judging from your photo, you are in fact 'An ugly cow'. But to cast aspirations on your children was unforgivable of me. The only reason I doubted your existence, was simply if that was a true likeness of yourself, you would have been murdered long ago! And to suggest that your hubby was a batty boy, was indeed a simple typing mistake. :blink: Now that I have salvaged your admiration, Welcome to you and your good bloke, and hope to see you on great form for many a postings to come. How could I possibly be upset with someone called 'Toddles' :unsure: My looks are all natural you know! I thought men liked the rough and ready look, with man hair, muscular........ that was one of my best pics. I will try and post some action shots. :yp: CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 8, 2007 Report Share Posted November 8, 2007 Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow, Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 You seem to think your looks are all natural. good for you! Personally, I would use the the prefix 'super' or simply freak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 You seem to think your looks are all natural. good for you! Personally, I would use the the prefix 'super' or simply freak! I do look good in a skeet vest though and do make an effort to shave at weekends and sort my roots out. It is hard to keep up the looks you know. A girl has to put a lot of effort into looking good these days. I was thinking or changing the hair style - what do you think? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 why so many harsh words tiddles - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 You seem to think your looks are all natural. good for you! Personally, I would use the the prefix 'super' or simply freak! I do look good in a skeet vest though and do make an effort to shave at weekends and sort my roots out. It is hard to keep up the looks you know. A girl has to put a lot of effort into looking good these days. I was thinking or changing the hair style - what do you think? :unsure: I was thinking more of changing your entire head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 You seem to think your looks are all natural. good for you! Personally, I would use the the prefix 'super' or simply freak! I have gone for the bottle brown look - what you think? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 why so many harsh words tiddles - Well said bud, I have had to break my self quarantine to respond to tiddles, I am annoyed he is using such rude twaddle towards CJ, I am going to try to sleep now , but tiddles? be a man you **** and say sorry for your remarks to C J. If not then rue what happens to a rude dude like you.! At the moment you are acting like a ****, say sorry you berk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 I was thinking more of changing your entire head! She definately needs to work on her head :yp: :o Another method would be appreciated :unsure: :blink: Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 why so many harsh words tiddles - Hi tulkyuk. Although she can sweet talk, I saw her photo last night, and man! I very much like her spirit and hope to have some fiesty banter along the way, as long as I don't have to look at ugly mug! Simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 why so many harsh words tiddles - Well said bud, I have had to break my self quarantine to respond to tiddles, I am annoyed he is using such rude twaddle towards CJ, I am going to try to sleep now , but tiddles? be a man you **** and say sorry for your remarks to C J. If not then rue what happens to a rude dude like you.! At the moment you are acting like a ****, say sorry you berk. OK, OK, sssssssssssssssssssssssss. can't do it. ssssssssssssssssssssss nope, still won't come. Last try, ssssssssssssssssssssssssorry. There, satisfied. Ps. Do you get to see much of your other sister, since Cinderella's wedding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 I was thinking more of changing your entire head! She definately needs to work on her head :o :( Another method would be appreciated :unsure: :blink: You are so noooooooooooot funny Mr Outlaw :yp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 why so many harsh words tiddles - Hi tulkyuk. Although she can sweet talk, I saw her photo last night, and man! I very much like her spirit and hope to have some fiesty banter along the way, as long as I don't have to look at ugly mug! Simple. :blink: :unsure: I take it you don't like the new look then .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ps. Do you get to see much of your other sister, since Cinderella's wedding? How did you know about my sisters....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Toddles is your Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 : Ps. Do you get to see much of your other sister, since Cinderella's wedding? How did you know about my sisters....... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 In 13 mins 76 veiws and 11 replies. Is this a record or what???Tony I think this is going some now, 122 replies and 2110 veiws and counting Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Toddles is your Ken Huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 why so many harsh words tiddles - Hi tulkyuk. Although she can sweet talk, I saw her photo last night, and man! I very much like her spirit and hope to have some fiesty banter along the way, as long as I don't have to look at ugly mug! Simple. Do you think I should go back to the blond look.....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Toddles is your Ken Huh? Oh you must live in Barbie World too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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