Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ps. Do you get to see much of your other sister, since Cinderella's wedding? How did you know about my sisters....... That bit was obvious, but Hey! you missed my Apppppppppology. ******! that came straight out, must be turning nancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Blonde/ Brunette, what does it matter, as long as you brush it all forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Blonde/ Brunette, what does it matter, as long as you brush it all forward! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ps. Do you get to see much of your other sister, since Cinderella's wedding? How did you know about my sisters....... That bit was obvious, but Hey! you missed my Apppppppppology. ******! that came straight out, must be turning nancy. I did see your apology and thank you, but what was you apologising for exactly! I cannot help my good looks so I suppose I should just accept that not everybody sees the same image that I see in the mirror. Some people do like that manly hairy look as I have said before I just need to accept that some people may be jealous and possible threatened by my natural beauty. I am 6ft 10 (when unhunched) with size 10 feet (cause of my extra toes) but I am all women and look good in my lycra cat suit. Hope you will find it in your muddy heart to still speak to me as I do not have many friends. Calam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ahoy Calam, Finally got myself on. That book you gave me " Internet for idiots", well I only just got the pages un-stuck from when I spilt Ovaltine over it. I have been reading your posts with interest, struggled a little with the pink writing, but got a drop down magnifying glass for my monitor, and am amazed at your admirers. A couple of them sound promising. Nine bloody pages already. You are certainly the cat's whiskers. We must have a chat soon. Good to see/hear/whatever you again. Just got to take my pills and rub some cream in, then off to bed. Pirate xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ahoy Calam, Finally got myself on. That book you gave me " Internet for idiots", well I only just got the pages un-stuck from when I spilt Ovaltine over it.I have been reading your posts with interest, struggled a little with the pink writing, but got a drop down magnifying glass for my monitor, and am amazed at your admirers. A couple of them sound promising. Nine bloody pages already. You are certainly the cat's whiskers. We must have a chat soon. Good to see/hear/whatever you again. Just got to take my pills and rub some cream in, then off to bed. Pirate xxx The only thing promising about me, is that I ain't going near that beast! Man, she or he is the pits. 6ft *******10, and obviously has a special 'one off' mirror. Use your sense man, stay clear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ahoy Calam, Finally got myself on. That book you gave me " Internet for idiots", well I only just got the pages un-stuck from when I spilt Ovaltine over it.I have been reading your posts with interest, struggled a little with the pink writing, but got a drop down magnifying glass for my monitor, and am amazed at your admirers. A couple of them sound promising. Nine bloody pages already. You are certainly the cat's whiskers. We must have a chat soon. Good to see/hear/whatever you again. Just got to take my pills and rub some cream in, then off to bed. Pirate xxx Ah Ho there Pirate You know me! I am off to get my beauty sleep too - this lot think I need it, have you seen my picture yet, the pic I showed was with the blond hair but I used that gear you suggested and went Brown. They do not appreciate my looks pirate. What has a girl got to do around here. Calam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 The only thing promising about me, is that I ain't going near that beast! Man, she or he is the pits. 6ft *******10, and obviously has a special 'one off' mirror. Use your sense man, stay clear! Just to think when I married her she was only 6' 1". Since she started shooting her hunch has straigtened some what The extra toes are a nuisance though especially when we are playing a bit of footsy Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted November 9, 2007 Report Share Posted November 9, 2007 Ah Ho there PirateYou know me! I am off to get my beauty sleep too - this lot think I need it, have you seen my picture yet, the pic I showed was with the blond hair but I used that gear you suggested and went Brown. They do not appreciate my looks pirate. What has a girl got to do around here. Calam Gear, what gear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Ah Ho there PirateYou know me! I am off to get my beauty sleep too - this lot think I need it, have you seen my picture yet, the pic I showed was with the blond hair but I used that gear you suggested and went Brown. They do not appreciate my looks pirate. What has a girl got to do around here.[/color] Calam You seem to have gotten your words jumbled up, I think it should rather read " I think I need a lot". Leaves very little time for your job in the circus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 Gear, what gear? I think she means the boiled pig pooh hair rub that she uses to encourage her chest hair to grow curlier, she found it colours bleached hair as well. Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 10, 2007 Report Share Posted November 10, 2007 The Calam wont be on again untill tuesday as I have packed her off to Denmark to scare the pooh out of "Take That" Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 She has just been on the phone to tell me its snowing and she is freezing Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunnybasher07 Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 138 replies well 139 including this one and 2383 views ... from a woman GM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 11, 2007 Report Share Posted November 11, 2007 Is that a good one then? Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted November 12, 2007 Report Share Posted November 12, 2007 Well it's about 135 more than a bloke would get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Well it's about 135 more than a bloke would get I would not expect anything less ......... CJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Love the comment about your Browning Cynergy ...............Can't wait for when miffy see's it Oh and btw Welcome JANE 10 seconds later and you've gone and altered it It did say Proper girls gun ,can you change it back ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Love the comment about your Browning Cynergy ...............Can't wait for when miffy see's it Oh and btw Welcome JANE 10 seconds later and you've gone and altered it It did say Proper girls gun ,can you change it back ? Its back - I was changing my signature around and forgot to put it back. I take it Miffy is a guy and owns a Cynergy! I don't want to be upsetting anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted November 13, 2007 Report Share Posted November 13, 2007 Love the comment about your Browning Cynergy ...............Can't wait for when miffy see's it Oh and btw Welcome JANE 10 seconds later and you've gone and altered it It did say Proper girls gun ,can you change it back ? Its back - I was changing my signature around and forgot to put it back. I take it Miffy is a guy and owns a Cynergy! I don't want to be upsetting anyone Believe me you won't up set him ...............Especially has he's worn out the forend grip on the sythnthetic wood and it's in for repair .(only 6 mths old ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toddles Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 For christ sake, wear a mask! Better still, put a photo of someone else in your profile. (peferably, a witch/ogre/etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Toddles, why not just stop viewing the members profile, if the picture offends you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 15, 2007 Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 Toddles, why not just stop viewing the members profile, if the picture offends you. It is meant to offend him thats why she hasnt put the real one on there. If I said she was/is a Kim wilde look-a-like he would be pestering her still even more. Tony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 For christ sake, wear a mask! Better still, put a photo of someone else in your profile. (peferably, a witch/ogre/etc.) I cannot see why you are so offended - I think I look gorgeous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 15, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2007 or do you prefer the bunches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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