Calamity Jane

Still, thanks for the advise, I feel a new man now! Pirate: [/font][/color] I cannot believe you have aired your needs online! What have I told you about feeling new men! Wrong so very wrong and I thought you were decent chap! well!

*******, so it was you!!! I had the Star Wars driod on the loudest setting and was at work - this made everyone jump and look at me with distaste (council workers!) changed it to boring sounds but moved offices so might change it to something interesting soon. Tony created his own RING TONE'S if you get my drift - it was a very dark time in his life and I think he has finally grown out of this habit!! However my daughter seemed to have recorded some bizarre demonic voice which comes on if I do not lock my keys before putting in my bag! Calam

I have an account. It is great laugh epecially playing 15 online games of Scrabulous (Scrabble) with various mates well mostly The Outlaw! Not to be taken tooo seriously though and I would not put really personal stuff on it. Calam

Pirate All these years and I did not realise your were bald! I just thought you shaved it off to look COOL! If you do go for a Syrup then get a longer bit on one side so you can comb it over the top - women go for that all the time especially when it is windy. Also carry a comb in your top pocket with a little bit sticking out - not sure why but most flick over types do! Hair translant is also a good solution - perhaps you could go curly or a soft wave with some lowlights! You could also pop down to the local barbers with some gripfill and look in the offcut bin! Good Luck Calam

He is a great dog and I will be sad to see him go. He has been treated like a baby and spoilt rotten by his previous owners. I think we are being realistic in our decision as his jealously is getting obsessive and I do not believe in taking unnecessary risks especially when young children are involved........................ Calam

Love it - in fact I fancy auditioning for the next one.... I am trying to talk the Outlaw into a Duet.

I am a qualified Teacher (16+ / Adults) taught various subjects including IT, Business and Health & Social Care in FE (Colleges) and Key Skills (IT, Numeracy & Literacy). I am currently a Workforce Development Team Leader (civil servant) at Council and love my job! I manage a team that help employers/employees in companies improve their skills by offering relevant training in the workplace for essential business skills. This helps to improve job prospects, earn a better salary but most of all believe that people can improve their life, have more confidence and achieve when they have been knocked down so many times before. So if you you know a company who my team could help - get in touch. Calam

Good move looks well interesting and informative. Tony If it hadn't been "well interesting and informative", we wouldn't have pinned it. oooooo a bit of an unnecessary comment Mr C :unsure:

Calams apple crumble - Round a Turkish friends house - Boiled Goats Head Soup (starter) followed by Shark - I did not however know this at the time.

Yes cannot wait to meet the new man in my life..... however Outlaw you did not do all that nice and easy intro stuff when you first met me

Finish 21st back on the 7th - oh and getting paid for it I will spend it looking after the Outlaw (and I thought Manflu was bad!!!)

Great Band - arn't they playing at O2 tonight??

Hi Brownimg boy I know of a good job going... it involves using the lastest technology (dig camera), meeting people, you do need to have good observation skills, it does involve completing forms and taking down number plates, you may have to deal with some conflict so need to be a good negotiator..... let me know I can put a good word in...... Failing that another one would be driving a fairly large vehicle - a bit smelly though... Happy Xmas

I will not have any bills if Outlaw gets the house!! Just make sure he has the Electric Bill (just as well we have broadband) !! Make sure I get a good deal - let me know if I qualify for Legal Aid...... As long as I have enough for a tent and and to see the kids for 1 hour a month!! (only joking kids )

It may be of interest that many companies that I work with actively go over to Poland and recruit workers or use agencies to recruit on their behalf. This is because they cannot employ local Brits as they will not work for the pay (£1 more than the minimum wage etc). This suggests that Pols/EEuropeans are actually being invited over here to keep our economy going as companies cannot recruit locally for low paid workers. It is an interesting debate because as mentioned there are a lot of nice honest people out there (I've met them) but the odd bad story or press only promotes the wrong uns....

Hey Outlaw What about the Perno and Black bathroom refurbishment at a very very posh hotel? The did not make it to the bathroom in time and the dressing gown got it? Oh and what about the BBQ Sauce and Ice Cream......? Do tell Calam

I can't be the only one struggling to purge that image from their mind You mean a little pink silk number that's just too short The Outlaw has a lilac frilly number that is also too short....

Ok bye Oly CJ

No, are you coming up yet? CJ

You are back Oly any thing down there? CJ

He is still off line CJ

outlaw and oly are waiting in PW arms for him CJ