markm Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 I have been give ther task of starting off / giving a present to a guy I work with who is retiring who will then make his speech. Giving you some information about him - he is a teacher, divorced and has had a stroke 3 years ago, he has taught in the school for 20 years, used to be an engineer for Caterpillar, lives with his daughter. I want a very quick (a minute or 2) speech, anyone have any ideas or know any good web sites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 Google "retirement speech" there are loads of free ones available. I have had a quick scan and they are pretty good, best of luck. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oly Posted December 19, 2007 Report Share Posted December 19, 2007 One my boss said as an intro to a guy retiring (had us in stitches!) Man's Three Rules when getting Old: 1 - never pass a toliet 2 - never waste an erection 3 - never trust a **** :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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