red_stag88 Posted July 12, 2004 Report Share Posted July 12, 2004 Sir, What a lovely and fitting way to be married. I hope you enjoy the rest of your life asking permission to go shooting Seriously though, I hope you have a happily married life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 Yes congratulations Simon, also was it you on the breakfast news last week with the lady from mothers against guns? if it was well done, i thought there were some good points well made in what was only a short time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted July 13, 2004 Report Share Posted July 13, 2004 can people just explain what is a shotgun wedding? congrats anyway though mate Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sniper Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Aled, Simon has not experienced a true shotgun wedding. The guns were merely used to form a guard of honour, as the happy couple emerged from the church. Picture the scene. Now that your testosterone is raging through your body you may want to experience the horizontal pleasures that young ladies may afford you . If one of the young damsels falls pregnant :( , and you are reluctant to make an honest woman of her, by marrying her , her father :< may decide to escort you to the church altar with a loaded shotgun planted firmly between your shoulder blades That is a true shotgun wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookie Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 Hehehehe!! T'was a good picture in the magazine though! Congratulations Wookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordan Posted July 14, 2004 Report Share Posted July 14, 2004 has anyone heard about the shotgun funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Clarke Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 Thanks all - and yes, it was me on the box last week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 I bet Simon's missus hates that pic! Camera angle and ducking to get under t'barrels makes it look like she has a 'tache.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted July 16, 2004 Report Share Posted July 16, 2004 seen it now guys, got the paper yesterday good luck Simon, Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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