berettaman1 Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Ooh, Erh, The nurse has just been in to my padded cell to change my nappy!! But as even as she kneed me in the wedding tackle dep, I could see she was HOT for Me!!the way she wiped my nether regions with a deft swipe you could see what she was thinking!!In fact I got my revenge!! I had managed to remove my socks earlier and as she stood astride me with her sponge, my deadly big toe did its work!!!over the centuries there have been many artisians whose names are remembered today ,ie--- pacasio,... van cough,... stradivarious,....John Limmon,,,, That bloke who played for West Ham!! .... WELL TODAY I, yes I, Berettaman joined that august list!!! She said I was the biggest **** that had ever been in her charge!!!.....YAHOO!! ... RESULT, OR WHAT, !!! Edited March 20, 2008 by berettaman1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 Oh Hell I will have to walk around the grounds again in a moment ! god , having to use a wheelbarrow for carrying my monster****** would , make any young nubile woman chase me, Sorry Martin!! but as Iv,e got it!! I must flaunt IT. In fact, looking at what youve got,!!! you only have a pop gun. ie (small air weapon!) what are you doing?? exposing your young wife to the knowledge what us more mature shooters are packing?? if you say so....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Ooh, Ereh, The nurse has just been in to my padded cell to change my nappy!! But as even as she kneed me in the wedding tackle dep, I could see she was HOT for Me!!the way she wiped my nether regions with a deft swipe you could see what she was thinking!!In fact I got my revenge!! I had managed to remove my socks earlier and as she stood astride me with her sponge, my deadly big toe did its work!!!over the centuries there have been many artisians whose names are remembered today ,ie--- picasio,... van ghof,... stradivarious,....John Lemmon,,,, That bloke who played for West Ham!! .... WELL TODAY I, yes I,Berettaman joined that august list!!! She said I was the biggest **** that had ever been in her charge!!!.....YAHOO!! ... RESULT, OR WHAT, !!! Ok, so you have made us mortals all jealous, enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, just remember that on Friday when you are locked in, we will all be out shooting. NOW who's laughing big boy? August list? This is March innit? Edited March 20, 2008 by bob300w Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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