remytherussell Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 A farmer had a nice place that he had worked on for years. Lots of fruit trees, a big pond right down the bottom of the paddock for swimming. One day he thought he would go sit by the pond and eat some of his fruit. He picked up a bucket to collect the fruit in. As he neared the pond he could hear laughter. He walked onto the pond bank and was half a dozen young girls skinny-dipping. They quickly swam to the deepest end. "We are not coming out with you there to see us naked" one called out to him. "Dont worry" says he, holding up the bucket, "I,m only here the feed the alligators" MORAL. Old age & cunning will triumph over youth & enthusiasm every time. RTR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webber Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Very good, and untill recently I would have been tempted to agree with the moral. However my 9 month old grandaughter runs ring around me, and I get the feeling that it can only get worse from here! webber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 I am with you Remy. Its a bit like the two bulls looking down on a field full of cows. The younger one says ' lets run down and **** a cow' The older one replies ' lets walk down and **** them all' LB Leave it Ernya or I wont recommend any more good reds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted September 30, 2004 Report Share Posted September 30, 2004 Leave it Ernya or I wont recommend any more good reds! I haven't seen it LB. Old joke anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 3, 2004 Report Share Posted October 3, 2004 LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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