Maiden22 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert How do you suppose you are going to be come a better shooter, if you don't open your eyes and broaden your thinking?....... Tut, tut young man.......cor kids of today eh?.......Cant tell em any thing! :blink: :blink: :blink: Right, that's the final straw. I'm sick of you lot and your entertaining posts and banter on general topics. I'm off to start my own proper dogging forum with Dusty Fox, for serious topics only. Turnips indeed! Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert How do you suppose you are going to be come a better shooter, if you don't open your eyes and broaden your thinking?....... Tut, tut young man.......cor kids of today eh?.......Cant tell em any thing! :blink: :blink: :blink: Right, that's the final straw. I'm sick of you lot and your entertaining posts and banter on general topics. I'm off to start my own proper dogging forum with Dusty Fox, for serious topics only. Turnips indeed! Robert Thaaaaaaaaarrrr SHE BLOWS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert How do you suppose you are going to be come a better shooter, if you don't open your eyes and broaden your thinking?....... Tut, tut young man.......cor kids of today eh?.......Cant tell em any thing! :blink: :blink: :blink: Right, that's the final straw. I'm sick of you lot and your entertaining posts and banter on general topics. I'm off to start my own proper dogging forum with Dusty Fox, for serious topics only. Turnips indeed! Robert Your new forum will need policing, any chance of taking a couple of this forum's mounties with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert What was the original topic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert What was the original topic? Something to do with dog training I think, it was a long time ago.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert What was the original topic? Something to do with dog training I think, it was a long time ago.... No, It was that B******Y bloke Harsner wanting to know why people don't post. What an IDIOT if people didn't post then this thread wouldn't be anywhere near as long as it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Can we return to the topic please? The frivolous comments above have no place on a serious dogging forum such as this. Robert What was the original topic? Something to do with dog training I think, it was a long time ago.... No, It was that B******Y bloke Harsner wanting to know why people don't post. What an IDIOT if people didn't post then this thread wouldn't be anywhere near as long as it is. Ah, but it's all part of a cunning plan by Harnser to beat the number of pages on his infamous "Shed thread". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorboy Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 God have i been hi-jacked ,it wont happen again . Up your transomes me handsomes . Harnser . It's going well Harnser, not yet 15.00hrs, and 9 pages, it could beat the shed thread! er what was ther page count on thar shed thread ? and did it get hijacked ? 3carrots and a turnip a sack spuds says harnsers next exploit will be as well come on harnser come on harnser ok bob300w your go atb tractorboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Having joined the forum only a few months ago, it has become obvious to me that the number of people that actually post on the forum is far less than the total number of members . I was just thinking that it would be nice to hear from some of the less well known members ,who incidently have been members of p.w. for much longer than i have . I can imagine that there are members out there who are happy to read the information from the site and pick up what tips they can and to remain anonymous , afterall its a free world and nobody has to start a thread or become involved in the banter . I just thought it would be nice to hear from you . Harnser . Well I suppose some of don't have much to say that would interest everyone else, as I don't have a shed to play in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 10 PAGES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tractorboy Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 hooray hooray ten pages harnser does again tb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (1)Having joined the forum only a few months ago, it has become obvious to me that the number of people that actually post on the forum is far less than the total number of members . (2) I was just thinking that it would be nice to hear from some of the less well known members ,who incidently have been members of p.w. for much longer than i have . (3)I can imagine that there are members out there who are happy to read the information from the site and pick up what tips they can and to remain anonymous , afterall its a free world and nobody has to start a thread or become involved in the banter . (4)I just thought it would be nice to hear from you . Harnser . Much as I hate to get back to the subject, especially as all of us have forgotten what it was, let's have a closer look at the latest Harnserism; (1) Obviously this is the case as most in Suffolk can neither read or write, this matter is being addressed however, and keyboards suitable for webbed, six fingered use will soon be freely avilable in all Suffolk branches of Retardo superstores. (2) If all of the "less well known" members were regular posters, they would, by default, not be "less well known". (3)If these "watchers", "doggers", call them what you will, are happy, as you say, why disrupt their lives by forcing them into the limelight and their 15 minutes of unwanted fame? (4) Why would it be "nice" (bit Sergeant Wilson-ish innit ?) to hear from somebody (probably a Suffolkonian), that you have never met, speaks gibberish (or fluent Suffolk as it is better known) and has webbed fingers? Yours, disgruntled of Dagenham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Bob, Chard, this stuff is priceless, keep it up! Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Bob, Chard, this stuff is priceless, keep it up! Robert I think it's utter filth I'm going to take up drain-spotting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 i wont be crabbing till next week, so as soon as i get some, ill let you know and we can do the big walk At the risk of kicking off another 10 pages is crabbing a bit like dogging but on the beach? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Bob, Chard, this stuff is priceless, keep it up! Robert I think it's utter filth I'm going to take up drain-spotting Yep, me too, I'm off to the A120 as we speak, I saw a nice little cast steel "Acme ****proof Mk.1" only yesterday, possibly with the original proof-marks and chambers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Bob, Chard, this stuff is priceless, keep it up! Robert I think it's utter filth I'm going to take up drain-spotting Yep, me too, I'm off to the A120 as we speak, I saw a nice little cast steel "Acme ****proof Mk.1" only yesterday, possibly with the original proof-marks and chambers. Damn, I wish you'd let me know earlier - I need to tick that one off my lifer list That model was a bit of a misnomer wasn't it? They weren't really ****proof, especially in Naaaaaarfuk and Zufffak. It would need something more substantial to stop those East Anglian bad boys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Bob, Chard, this stuff is priceless, keep it up! Robert I think it's utter filth I'm going to take up drain-spotting Yep, me too, I'm off to the A120 as we speak, I saw a nice little cast steel "Acme ****proof Mk.1" only yesterday, possibly with the original proof-marks and chambers. Damn, I wish you'd let me know earlier - I need to tick that one off my lifer list That model was a bit of a misnomer wasn't it? They weren't really ****proof, especially in Naaaaaarfuk and Zufffak. It would need something more substantial to stop those East Anglian bad boys Yes that's very true, a much strengthened model with a reinforced gusset, the Acme "Phelps" model, was used within the Suffick borders. Some, especially those used in the Ipswich area were made of stainless steel, in an attempt to counteract the very corrosive nature of the bullshine prevalent in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 (edited) Bob, Chard, this stuff is priceless, keep it up! Robert I think it's utter filth I'm going to take up drain-spotting Yep, me too, I'm off to the A120 as we speak, I saw a nice little cast steel "Acme Turdproof Mk.1" only yesterday, possibly with the original proof-marks and chambers. Damn, I wish you'd let me know earlier - I need to tick that one off my lifer list That model was a bit of a misnomer wasn't it? They weren't really turdproof, especially in Naaaaaarfuk and Zufffak. It would need something more substantial to stop those East Anglian bad boys Yes that's very true, a much strengthened model with a reinforced gusset, the Acme "Phelps" model, was used within the Suffick borders. Some, especially those used in the Ipswich area were made of stainless steel, in an attempt to counteract the very corrosive nature of the bullshine prevalent in the area. Hats off to you, 300-watt Bob, you certainly know your onions Are you sure it wasn't called the "Felch" model? Edited June 26, 2008 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Yet again Chard discovers another MAN Hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Any body come across a barnards foundry triangle shape drain cover with 3 hook holes please let me know . Have a picture of the 2 hook hole one circa 1965 . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Any body come across a barnards foundry triangle shape drain cover with 3 hook holes please let me know . Have a picture of the 2 hook hole one circa 1965 . Harnser . Cor, more chance of having a sensible conversation with Dustyfox than finding one of these beauties. My grandfather had one quite close to his outside crapper many years ago, it was the envy of the whole street. The usual sorry tale occurred, ****** arrived in the dead of night and had it away, he had to buy a Blenkinsop Mk3 "Megadump" to replace it, but he was never the same again, a broken man, only kept alive by intravenous Guinness transfusions. It was tragic to see him wasting away. It still brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. The family did rally round, we clubbed together to buy a reproduction limited edition Barnards triangular triple-hooker, but it was too late, his will to live went with the original cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Any body come across a barnards foundry triangle shape drain cover with 3 hook holes please let me know . Have a picture of the 2 hook hole one circa 1965 . Harnser . Cor, more chance of having a sensible conversation with Dustyfox than finding one of these beauties. My grandfather had one quite close to his outside crapper many years ago, it was the envy of the whole street. The usual sorry tale occurred, ****** arrived in the dead of night and had it away, he had to buy a Blenkinsop Mk3 "Megadump" to replace it, but he was never the same again, a broken man, only kept alive by intravenous Guinness transfusions. It was tragic to see him wasting away. It still brings tears to my eyes just thinking about it. The family did rally round, we clubbed together to buy a reproduction limited edition Barnards triangular triple-hooker, but it was too late, his will to live went with the original cover. Bob , Thats a very sad story ,and i am sorry that i reminded you of what happend . Whould it be rude or ungratious to ask what happend to the barnards triple hooker triangular drain cover . If it brings back to many memorys i do understand Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 26, 2008 Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 Sorry Harnser, after the ****** had it away anything could have happened to it, the rozzers maintained that it was out of the country the same day and on a flight to Dubai, it probably hangs on an oil sheiks boudoir wall this very minute. The limited edition (No.25382527353412618262634472537 of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000) repro that we bought him was had away by ****** the same day that we had it fitted, we even had Barnards original fitter to install it. Personally I believe that it was an inside job, as my brother has been giving me strange looks since the day he caught me in bed with his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2008 well thanks any way Bob ,i didnt realize that a barnards triple hooker could cause a family so much grief . I do hope that you can all get over it without to much stress . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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