the last engineer Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 cops ,who wants em ?? A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named Mary stopped beside him on her new shiny bike. "Nice bike" the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety violation, saying "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, >did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the **** goes underneath the horse, not on top." Martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 :o :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ears Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 The truth hurts ( nice one ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 ah, thats the best thing ive heard all day. got a headache so cant actually laugh or it hurts so i'll just type Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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