Pike Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 Bob and Tara are getting ready for bed. Tara is standing in front of a> >full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. You know, dear, she >says, I look in the mirror, and see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, >my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. >I've >got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby. > >She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me >feel better about myself." > >Bob studies her intently for a moment, thinking about how to respond, then >says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well there's nothing wrong with your >eyesight." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 heard a similar version :o still funny.... :lopl: Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted December 23, 2004 Report Share Posted December 23, 2004 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Big grin :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmywidge Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Very good 1 M8. Fat ol cow !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PTaylor2k4 Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 lol, nice joke m8 What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! i be quiet now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted December 24, 2004 Report Share Posted December 24, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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