Gunnerman Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Ten Reasons a gun is better than a wife 10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 9. You can keep a gun at home and have another with you on the road 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun as a backup. 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. 4. Guns function normally every day of the month. 3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. 1. You can buy a silencer for a gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millo2 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 good ones.. all very true. Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 No 1 is the best!! :o Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawn9914 Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 i agree with dave :o shawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcha Posted January 7, 2005 Report Share Posted January 7, 2005 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jess Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 I should probably be offended by those but they're actually quite funny... And some are true too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnerman Posted January 8, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Sorry Jess no offence meant Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elma Fud Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Just read out to the good lady, she's not impressed. Stating: does it do the cooking and washing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilishdave Posted January 8, 2005 Report Share Posted January 8, 2005 Thats what take away and dish washers are for :o Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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