barrie0 Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 Sorry boys looks like easters been cancelled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrie0 Posted March 25, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 And some easter bunny jokes Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? A. With a hare dryer! Q. How does the Easter bunny stay in shape? A. Lots of eggs-ercise! Q. What do you call a dumb bunny? A. A hare brain. Q. What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique up on him. Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit? A. Tame way, unique up on it. Q. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? A. They lived hoppily ever after! Q. Why can't a rabbit's nose be twelve inches long? A. Because then it would be a foot. Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? A. Just look for the gray hares. Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A. A receding hareline. Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses? Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A. A funny bunny. Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance? A. The Bunny Hop. Q. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? A. 14 carrot gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 barrieO, go and have a quiet lie down now mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 just in case you wondered where EASTER EGGS came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete k Posted March 25, 2005 Report Share Posted March 25, 2005 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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YoungGun91 Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 thats great not sure about the jokes though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun-Sean Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 can you see the chicken laughing hes in the wrong hole!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 How did i miss this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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